Shit and fart go hand in hand. So do shitty days and fartingpen. Read on. You might find something that would keep your smile going. Fart is a hideously smelling humourous gas. Exactly what you'll find in this blog. Distasteful posts that tickle a funny bone/nerve/muscle/flesh or whatever it is that makes you curl the edges of your lips.
Rubber drubber
Condoms come a close second to women while complicating sex.